ha ha

So today i met keith richards and george washington. they wanted a quarter. but then after trapping me into a conversation about how to properly ride my bike, george washington grabbed my hand and said "you know allison, i think you are a very handsome person, wanna know why?" i said sure. he said "because you are not a man or a woman, you are not straight or a lesbian, you are ambiguous and thats what makes you free." that kinda made me happy, i'd like to think i'm free.

then i met a guy named pool ball. he tried to teach me about martial arts, and then show me a magic trick that didn't work, but he gets points for trying.

then i got an e-mail from eric in afghanistan. shitty, thats all i got to say. i think he's scared and angry and i just don't really know what to tell him. all i know is that i need to get my beef cake home asap.